Character Bios

Wallace "Thug Life" Williams is primed to be the next 50 Cent. Only one problem… he grew up in the rough streets of Palo Alto and went to Stanford, where he majored in philosophy and was captain of the debate team.

He's all gangsta, but secretly love the softest of 80's soft rock.

After enjoying years of success as a ruthless record exec, Anita has finally hit a dry streak at the worst possible time – during a recession.

In a desperate move, she decides to create the next big rap star. Little does she know that Wallace Williams’ favorite rock-band is Air Supply.

Wallace's long time girlfriend. African-American history grad student. Pro-choice, social activist, vegetarian, anti-ignorance. Don't get her started...

Video vixen. Trying to rule the world one bed at a time.